Monday, April 27, 2009
Hellos BELOVED ! :D
YAYS ! :D
94 posts le .
Veh close to 100 lohs :D
hahahs .
talking to Joelyn Laopo now :D !
Hehs .
Miss her .
veh long bo talk to her le .
Veh veh veh de miss her .
Hahas . ;D
I`m disgusted by th amount of "FLIES" in my room .
Ohs now talking to Chee Yong kor toohs ! :D
Hehs .
Today actually no com de .
Then u bluff my papa i got research to do .
So i on . o:
I`m so bad D:
I dunno what to say nias x.x

Anyway , I`m going back to Aquila after exams ! :D
requested by someone . o:
Just someone .
If you`re interested .
Tell me .
We can create together ! :D
Ahahas .
I`m still thinking on what name to put -o-
xLYNNNN
or .
cintaHYMx3 .
or .
xBIATCH .
I think xLYNNNN nicest
Lmaos .
Okay then .
It`s set o:
I dunno ._.
I cannot make my mind up .
I think i settle down after exams bahs .
:D

So ,
Today isn`t veh fun .
cause .
i`ve got nothing to do o:
I`m talking to many many many .
people .
Referring to only 2 . Lmaos .

Okays i`m still so sian !
Then sua luhs .
mai post le .

TAG REPLIES ! :D
Jocelyn to MARCIA : Hellos laopo ! :D Love you toohs ;luv . I rock more luhs . haiyohs .
Jocelyn to Sheryl : LAOPOOOOO D: Imyt !
Jocelyn to RUILINGGG : HELLOS BAOBEI ! :D Hahas thanks ;luv <3

Hmms .
Chee Yong kor just sang ,
You are my sunshine ,
My only sunshine .
You make me happy .
When stars are grey .
You never know dear ,
How much i love you .
Please take my sunshine away .

I know this song veh nice .
I also fall in love with this song le .
So smexy right ?

Hahas .

I think i`ll be going now ! :D
Byebye beloveds ! :D

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Hi earthlinks :}
WEEhs ,
93th post ! ;D
Today is th 86th day i guess o:
Woah not bad after all .
It managed to reach 86th .
I`m just afraid it might not last o:
Cause it`s really cold .
x:

Hmmm .
Today is a really long day x:
Woke up at 8 i guess .
saw baby`s sms at 8.09 i think ? o.o
It says GOODMORNING ; ta ta ta . o:
You typical kpo singaporeans shouldn`t know .
o:
Then i reply reply .
Then he say ta ta ta ta ta . o:
You shouldn`t know .
he just replied my message o:
He black out-ed o:
Okays .
Interesting o.o
Not . ._.
Then i now obviously typing post o:
hahs .
Talking to Chee Yong korkor <3
Then he talking about SM . o:
Okays .
Went to SM blog .
her links darn scary .
but sad .
Still lose to Shandy x:
Hmmms .
I have nothing in particular to post about .
Hmmms ..

I hate this .
I hate tht .
I hate myself .
I hate edoits x:
I hate my life . x:
I hate fcukers .
I LOVE HYM(:
I hate shitface
I hate my di .
I hate th way i look o:
I LOVE GOD(:
I hate evil peopleeee .
I hate my phone .
I hate my com .
I hate my tv .
I hate my wallet .
I hate my hair .
I hate ;
I hate :
I hate .
I hate ,
I hate a
I hate b
Lols .

In a sea of hates .
I found my love o:
Lmas .
Sound so corny x:

Okays tatas <3

Tag replies .
Jocelyn to Nicholas : Nicholas , You are not tagging me o: You tagged me o: Interesting .
I`m such a crapper o:
Jocelyn to Melvin Da Dou : :D Nice seeing you tag me ;luv . x: TAG TAG TAG ;luv .


Bye bye <3

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Hellos blog ! ;D
92th post o:
I`m MIA siolzxc .
So dun kp me x.x
Lols .
Leave a tag behind .
Simple .
And ,
If i by ANY chance .
OFFEND anyone from 2n2 ,
I`m sorry .
Cause i didn`t know you will create a sound .
bangbang . o:
And i like 2 months ago , named myself BANGBANG .
For your info ;}

Thanks .
o: o: o:

I`m sian .
I`ve got nothing to post .
I`m in th message-bao situation x.x !
o:
I`m so suckish .
lols .
Okays .

Tag Replies ;D
Jocelyn to wt : Excuse me ? Do i know you ? x:
Jocelyn to Sheryl : Sorry for not being there for today laopo D: I have to stay home due to exams .
Jocelyn to Gwen : Hellos , Thanks for tag . Emo blogskins ? Well they look interesting ;}
Jocelyn to BK : o: emo banner ? o: no uhs , It`s emo blog skin ;D
Jocelyn to TengKiat : Hellooooooooos ! ;D
Jocelyn to : Do i by any friendly chance know you ? I know you love barcodes . But i`m not a barcode . Sorry .
Jocelyn to Crystal : Hi ! ;D Thanks :D
Jocelyn to WingYin : o: Okays , i link you back ;D

End of report .
Thanks for reading .
I`m sure it have taken lots of your time up .
Sorry .

Byebye o:

Monday, April 20, 2009

Hellos all .
My 91st post liaoszxczxc .
I`m so happy .
But i have no idea why i`m looking so down .
I`m simply in th state of confuson now .
One word .
Emofied .

Ahhhs . D:
I feel like crying .
YAYS .
I`m going emo track agains .

Maybe i am a born emo ?
But i was so cheerful back then .
It all started when "coke"
Spoil my day .
I have no idea why he did it.
But i`m pretty sure he suck to th core ;D

Then there came nachos who also spoil my life ._.
X:
P.S. If you see this do not scream .
i`m just passing a remark .
If you`re screaming .
Do call me , i would love to hear your scream .
Screaming is an art :D

And now comes th emo kid .
Me ,
Jocelyn .
Sigh .
What`s going on with my life people would ask .
I would just go ,
Ohs i`m so fine :D Nothing is wrong .
And smile sweetly .
What`s behind th smile is litres and litres of tears .
I would cry .
My life sucks toohs much .
I would love to forget my bad memo .
And only remember those good ones .
A veh good example would be .
Me going out with my friends .
Ilovethem <3
They make me forget .

People always say ,
Love is memory ,
Friendship is forever .
I finally understand th meaning of this . :D

P.S.S.
Thanks friends ! ;D
You people are a great help . :D
hahas .
though some people are just making my day worst ._.
Still , thanks guys <3

Ummms .
I`m a emo since yesterday .
Let me check th time O:
Since .
8.29pm .
Yeahs .
Tht`s th exact time when i started emo-ing .
But all i have to do was .
Smile like an angel .
And no one will know what i`m trying to say .
Umms .

Well pretty sure there are lots of mood spoilers our there .
Just some do not spoil people`s modd th usual way .
They do it th unusual way .
:D
So
Hey all ,
If you happen to be so unlucky .
Met a edoit .
Who disturbs you th unusual way .
Just stay calm .
Scream for help .
Then settle down .
And start scolding a thread of vulgars if no one helps you .
Otherwise .
Just walk off if you see an edoit :D
My best wishes for you if and edoit appears ! :D

I would like to thanks all people who have been trying to cheer me up .
Which is only my honey , Samantha .
other than her no one knows anymore ;D
She`s like my other best friend .
Sadly .
Clara is still my best friend .
It`s a fact .
Oh .
I didnt feature her !
How could i forget ._.
Ohs ohs ohs .

Tag replies . :D
Jocelyn to Nicholas : thanks kind soul for your donation of 500 tags ;D
I will appreciate them , but sadly they will still be deleted when time comes ._.
Jocelyn to Samantha : Ahhhs honey ! :D hahas . Ilyt ! :D I know you miss me luhs x:

P.S.S.S.
To th ufat in my class blog .
I dun care who th shyt you are .
You dirty my class tagboard ,
Tht makes you a arsehole .
If you choosed to just shut your gap which is filled with SHYT
If you would kindly get out of our blog .
Maybe you would have died in such a disgusting way .
Then maybe you won`t be living in th horrible world which i create JUST FOR YOU :D
I know i`m veh good to you .
I`m not insulting you intelligence .
But we can sue you for verbally insulting our classmate .
Just in case you didnt know .
I wun urter another word .
But if you keep coming back .
I would make our class blog private .
And only invited guests are allowed in .

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Hellos all ! :D
WOOHOOO .
90th post :D
WEEHS :D
I have no idea why i`m so hyper over th 90th post :D
:D :D :D :D
I`m going crazy ._.
Hmmmms .
Well i`m here to post about yesterday night & this morning ohs and Afternoon .
:D

Hmmms .
Yesterday night was pain in th arse manszxczxc .
My aunties came over to my house for a mahjong session O.O
Guess what ? :D
I was eating my dinner .
Then they came .
They arrive horh .
Making alot of noise like small lil kids .
Screaming and shouting tht
They are hungry .
And they want me go Buangkok Ta bao food for them .
I feel telling them .
Ehs biatch , want eat huh ?
Go buy yourself luhs .
I your dog ?
Ask me go i jiu go ? x.x
Tsk tsk tsk .
You guys gotta grow up ! D:<
Lmaos .
Still i end up making coffee for them .
Cooking maggie for them .
I feel like a servant to them mans -'-
Walaos .
And kena nag by them .
Tsk tsk tsk .

Then this morning .
Woke up .
Sms people .
ETC ETC ETC .
You guys dun have to know who i messaging to ._.
It`s non of your business .
Mind your own messages .
Lols . X:
My mama luhs .
TSK TSK TSK .
ASk me wake up .
I go brush teeth .
Then she gimme eat prata .
I tell you all uhs .
her PRATA DAMN nice de .
Soggy soggy de X:
Not her fault luhs :D
Cause she put th egg uhs .
Then th egg not fully cooked .
Like i mean .
Half totally cooked .
Half cooked .
Half boiled egg luhs O:
And then .
Th wet wet egg .
Wet th other prata .
Then become soggy lohs .
TSK TSK TSK .
Spoil my appetite .
but i still finish luhs .
Must give my mummy face mahs ;D
Eat nias .
then .
I go tuition O:
Uh huhs .
Tuition .
I high with rebecca and ting yi ohs and clarrisa :D
Hahas :D
Fun luhs ;D
Play play play .
They play till my phone bat flat by th time i reach home X:
Lmaos .
They so pro uhs .
Lols .

I reached home horhs .
I charge my phone :D
Then i teach my di how to do homework luhs .
eat lunch luhs .
ETC ETC ETC .
Sms Azhar laopo luhs .
HAIYOHS !
;wild
I sms so much .
2 weeks my sms 700+++ le ._.
tht time i post still 100++ nias .
Now le ?
700+++ x.x !
So smexy siolzxc .
Lols .
Gahs X:
Now talking to Chee Yong kor .
And a biatch who say his pet only .
Fcuks all day round .
I`m irritated with her sentence .
Disgusted with her language .

If she happens to be in my friend .
I will just go up straight and slap her .
:D
I know i`m a good :D
But biatch watch your language at his blog .
O:


Hmmms .
I`m like out of words now ? :D
Okays .
I go le .
Oh yeahs .

Tag replies :D
Jocelyn to marc : Hellos .
Jocelyn to My beauty wardrobe : I`m pretty blunt . There`s nothing there ?
Jocelyn to Fiona : Ehs biatch get out . No one needs sex service here .
Jocelyn to Nicholas : Thanks ? O.O
Jocelyn to Alvin : I dun need sex , besides . Hole and hole ? Impossible :D
Jocelyn to JingRong : SHHHH ! X: People dunno luhs X:
Jocelyn to Chee Yong : Lols . Dun so fierce she will cry O:
Jocelyn to Xiu Wei : hahas :D Ilyt :D
Jocelyn to MeiBei : Ohs , sure . Afte th exams ? :D If you free can add me luhs --BANGBANG .
Ohs and BTW , meibei your MSN PM bangbang referring to me ? X:

Dones .
Bye blog <3

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Hellos ! :D
My 89th post i guess ? :D
It`s a HUGE success :D Ohs and i`m sorry for being MIA these days .
I`m a busy lady .
I`m studying for my EXAMS !
It`s tht a miracle ? O:
Yeahs , you better be surprised .
I`m studying manszxczxc . D:
WOOOSH
I shall cut th crap mans ! D:
Okays .
Get straight to th point NOW !

Hmmms .
I dun want talk about those days i didnt get to play com ;D
But .
About 150409 .
It`s a special day to me <3 ;D
Not cause i go out with my Boyf luhs ! ._.
tsk tsk tsk
It`s th IFD Captains Ball league .
Guess what GuliGuliGa got 4th :D
But .
I`m sad D:
cause i isn`t veh happy with us getting 4th D:
We wanted at least 3rd nias D:
But like th teachers said .
Friendly match :D
Go and make friends luhs .
:D
But sorry uhs E1 and E4 .
I dun really think can be friends with you people D:

We got 4th mans !
Big deal alrights !
hahas ;D
but .
Mrs Kang didn`t support us .
Sigh .
nehmind bahs .
Mr Kang got support us ! ;D
He veh good to GuliGuliGa :D
Between GuliGuliGa and Mr Kang .
SHHHH .
I dun want tell you -o-
MUAHAHAHAS .
Want know ?
Wait next life ;D


hahas .
I`m mean .

P.S.
Hi mdm low ! :D
I heard from GuliGuliGa tht you might have passed by our blogs ;D
So i`m hi-ing you :D
Umms .
I know my attitude in class is bad .
I sincerly apologise for my bad behaviour .

Hmmms .
I`ve been SMSing
ZhiFeng .
Azhar .
Nicholas T.
Nicholas C.
& as many as i can remember .


I dunno what to say .
Ohs i should say .
I love my blog .
I miss my blog .
I want my blog .
I like my blog .
O:
Okays I said it all -o-
But i still feel something is missing x.x
Ohs .
Iloveeveryone ;D

Yeahs .
Better .
byebye Blog :D
I will miss & love you .
Please dun walk away while i`m studying for my exams these days .
When my exams are over .
I`ll come back ;D
and post about what happens ;D
So umms .
Bye ? :D

Now everyone knows what i`m counting for ._.
Fcuk manszxczxc . Lols .

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Happy 88th post bloggie ! ;D
Umms .
I`m seriously kindda MIA in blog now .
I mean .
I come to blog .
But .
I`m lazy to post .
I dun even bother it anymore x.x
Like ~ am i so lazy now ?
Yes i`m so lazy now .
LOLS .
Thanks to Chee Yong kor who passed me his damn laziness :D
Claps for him , NOT .
Hmmmms .
I quitted maple agains x.x
and now .
Back to audi -o-
I`m such a hopper .
Hop from maple to audi .
audi to maple .
And maple to audi .
Audi to maple .
& lastly maple to audi .
So i always end up in audi ._.
audi is way way way way way ~
More interesting :D
So i always end up there .
OHs ,
And join a fam O:
-thSUCKERS .
ZhiFeng`s guild .
He created such a nice name ~
Tht my friends say i`m a sucker :D
LOLS !
Anyways i`m neutral to tht SUCKER word .
But if i`m in a bad mood i dunno .
X:
Dun fool around when i`m in th FOUL mood .
I guess , i will just go around slapping people .
&& Scolding people .

Ahahahahahhahahas .
x.x
What am i thinking about ?
Tht guild got alot maplers :D
Hahas .
all those Channel 20 slackers .
;luv .
hahas .
Hmmms .
All these past few days .
Was boring .
ULTRA de .
x.x
PLay audi .
Rot in audi .
rot on MSN .
ETC ETC ETC .
SMS going damn slow .
3 days le .
SMS only 160 .
SEMO SHYT MAHS .
By right .
Now should be 200++++ or 300 le .
Hais .
Now still dao-ing Nicholas Cheng .
I mean .
I dao he really dao ._.
Dao lohs dao lohs .
See who can ren longer .
i dun want dao you le siolzxczxc .
I dun like to dao people D:
He dao me cause i call him hairy kuku .
I think it`s veh cute . :D
He thinks it`s disgusting D:
Whatever shyt .
He dun like it then i cannot call le .
But he want dao i also no choice .
See who can dao longer ?
Fcuk you manszxczxczxc . -o-

Ahhhs sian D:
I want to slap people D:
No one for me to slap .
Dun expect me to slap my brother .
Even though he makes me angry sometimes .
But i cannot do tht to him .
He`s my brother .
I must love him :D
But hard lehs ._.
can try uhs ? O.O

P.S. Any edoits wanna let me slap ? :D
I`m veh free .
I can slap you :D
You can be my sandbag . O:
I dun mind if you burst .
If you`re willing to be my sandbag .
I can agree to one condition you name out :D
Any one condition .
Other than .
FCUKING .
KISSING .
I think tht`s all luhs O:
cause .
They are so gross .
And only meant for couples ;D
So STFU about fcuking & kissing .
O.O


Ahhhs .
I nothing post le siolzxczxczxczxc .
I go audi le ? o.o
Later letting my di play com :D
If you wanna play audi with me .
PM me at
--BANGBANG .
Or can SMS me luhs .
92231488 .
My number under my info columm uhs .
Under contacts :D
MSN ETC ETC all there :D


BYEYBE BLOGGIE :D
MUMMIE LOVE YOU .
LOLS .

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Happy 87th :D :D :D
LOLS .
I came to post just in case some .
MIA blog guy say i also .
So .
here i go .
I actually have nothing to post but .
Today while audi-ing ~
As in .
ME & sam go compass but cash lahszxczzxc .
10k nias .
LOLS .
So ,
We changed out names .
O:
Smexy uhs ! :D
--BANGBANG
&
--BOOMBOOM .
HUAT AHS ! :D
LOLS .
Smexy right ?
My tht .
--KIY or dunno semo de break O:
Then .
I login .
I found new cpl .
Fast O:
I didnt even mentioned i was finding CPL .
Then TADA !
Found .
LOLS .
clapclap for me . :D :D
So okays lahs liddat .
Found lohs . O:
Those no cpl de .
Mai jealous okays .
I attractive it`s a fact -o-
LOLS .
Sound BHB uhs .
X:
And and
I got wishlist le . LOLS .
I want buy,
White spiky .
Dunno semo top .
And comical blush .
HEHEHS .
Ohs .
also need buy premium messenger plus .
Lols .
has .
Siao horhs ? :D :D :D
Nehmind lahs .
Dun eat during recess can le .
Lmaos .
I nothing post siolzxczxczxczxc .
So bye bye blog :D
My post getting shorter and shorter and shorter .
So dun expect more from me :D :D :D
Ohs and
LOVE PAPA :D
PAPA dun jealous le . :D
Jealous is bad for your health cans ?
I still want this papa de lehs !
LOLS . X:

I end my post here .
<3

Friday, April 3, 2009

Congrats ! :D
My 86th post O:
If i was using my old blog .
I might edi have 200 over post le ._.
So ,
Whatever .
No big fcuk uhs :D
Lols .
bored .
Just came back from school .
Ahahas .
Today got speech day .
Ahhhs .
I went home at 12.30 lahs .
Waited for bus .
Reached home at 1 pm
Zhun zhun 1pm lahszxczxc .
Then i chiong go wash my uni top . O:
Skirt can wear back .
:D
So i wash my top .
IRON SIOL !
CHIONG LAHS !
Then .
By 3+ dry dry le :D :D :D
So bathe lohs .
Then meet sam :D
Then ,
Crystal , Yi Fang , Rui Ling , Shermine :D :D :D
Anis Poke me ! D:<
[Th part i typed was denied i`m lazy to type it back so . No entertainment ! :D]
Nicholas Cheng so childish .
WOOOS .
Lousy .
-o-

Talking to childish Nicholas Cheng .
NOW NOW NOW
YES NOW !
YES !
NOW
Lols .
I`m nutty :D !
Ehs .
I go talk to him le .
BYEBYE :D :D :D

Thursday, April 2, 2009

HELLOS !
MIA is back O:
LOLS .
I busy mapling .
Audi-ing .
ETC ETC ETC ,
Alot things lahs .
Crazy crazy things ._.
Aiyahs .
Today so fcuked up lahszxczxc .
Actually yesterday edi fcuked up le .
When tht xueting tell me She lost th PW thing .
KNN i kan her siol .
Hais .
I`m so sad all .
Seriously .
I like WTF
Gonna get sent to Australia le .
However tht shyt country is spelled .
I want to stay in SG lahszxczxc !
but my parents want me go there for further studies !
LIKE SHYT lahszczxczxczxc .
I cry lahszxczxc .
PCB .
My mama so bad to me siol .
I mean .
They want me study until liddat .
Anyways i edi agree lahs .
So , I`m leaving after th June`s .
Please all .
I might stop blogging when i reach Tht AUS .
But please keep my blog alive by tagging me .
I will try to visit my blog often .
ILOVE ALL ! <3
Hais .
Hate to say this but .
I will miss singapore like hellzxczczxc .
Especially my gans .
D:
OMG .
I want cry le .
Wait uhs .
I go wipe my tears .
Ohs backs .
Anyways .
It was just a belated april fool pranks .
Love alls <3 :D
Hope you didnt believe it`s real ._.
I know i made it sound real .
but not so real .
LOLS . Please finish reading my post before tagging .
LOVE you all ! :D
<3 <3 <3
Ehs ,
I nothing post siol .
CheeYong kor sent me all his Laziness ._.
IHATEYOU MANSZXCZXCZXC !
Pass me your Laziness .
Heng i passed you my Siao-ness :D :D :D
I RAWK MANSZCZXCZXCZXC .
Kor can go die le -o-
Just kidding .
Okays .
See when i free .
I post agains .
maybe tomorrow ?
cause got speech day .
after school 12.30 .
4.15 must go back .
So ahbyes :D


Sending Loves .
Process denied .
-Trys again-
Sending Loves .
Process approved !

♥~

JOCELYN T.



Click click.

Rewind,
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009

Tagboardless for this blog.


Image; Threadless
Designer; :)!BRENDA