SAFETY ANYONE?;
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
YO.
It's the same guy from the last post :D
†Nick from the tagboards again :D.
To make this post look long,i'm gonna use BIG words with CAPS lock.
That was a lie.Heh.I'm just gonna post a daily joke to kill your boredem :)
RETARDED -- -- - -
A girl and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the girl asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the girl 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked her his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the girl pays the lawyer five dollars. The girl then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the girl 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the girl gave the lawyer five dollars.
LAME XD.
The Deacon and the Preacher
There once was this deacon and this preacher, and they had been friends for a long time. One day the deacon got sick and was put in the hospital, so the preacher decided to go and see his old friend.
When he walked into the hospital room, the preacher noticed all the hoses and medical equipment attached to the deacon. The preacher walked over and kneeled by the bed and asked, ''How ya doing?''
The deacon motioned at a pad and pen on the nightstand. ''You want that?'' the preacher asked him, and the deacon nodded his head yes. So the preacher handed his friend the pad and pen and the deacon began to write. All of a sudden the deacon died.
At his funeral, the preacher was asked to deliver the service. ''He was a good man and I'll never forget him,'' the preacher said, ''I was with him when he died and as a matter of fact I have his last thought in my coat pocket here.''
The preacher reaches into his pocket and pulls out the paper. ''Please, get up! You're kneeling on my oxygen hose!''
Okay that was pretty lame.Jokes were from http://jokes.comedycentral.com/. :D