Tuesday, September 30, 2008
OMG HOW DID I GET THIS WRONG!?!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008

Sunday, September 21, 2008

OMG.I read all of my posts..Scared of Facts le x(.Hais,so sian.




Bored




Replies @ Tags : @Vic : Jocelyn studying like sia0 char b0r,I slacking like sia0 char b0r,so i'm gonna fail.



@ Other person which I not really bother to read the name :I'll tell her you tagged.I only exceeded my SMS limit by 1000 ^^.



Super bored.




If I was any more bored,I would stare at the ceiling for 1 minute.(Just done that)



LETS SING(MY SINGING IS VERY VERY BAD)



I probably shouldn't sing this.Because davedays will freak out.He likes miley cyrus, But she's just a cut out,Dave you're losing it,Please stop using it,its not possible for me, to watch you and if you make another video about miley, I will probably shoot myself in the face The 7 things I hate about you,Your hat,that shirt, your voice it hurtsyou're too obsessed with her,She made you laugh, she made you cry, I don't understand, are you high?Your friends they're right, you need life, we should all unsubscribe, I really miss the dave I used to know,And the seventh things I hate the most that you do I can't stop watching you...It's awkward and silent cause I stopped listening to you,after your new album, we all started to hate you,You made a youtube, oh how could you,nick jonas will never date youlets be clear,oh your voice is so whack,You're taking seven steps here The 7 things I hate about you,Your voice,your teeth,your silly hair,those pic in your underwear (those pics in vanity fair)you make me cry, you suck at life, please stop now or ill die,your voice it sucks, when I heard yo live, I knew it had been digitized,I want dave to be happy without you, and the seven things I hate the most about you...you make davedays look cute And compared to all the great things.That would take too long to writeI probably should mention,The seven that I likeThe 7 things I like about you...Oh wait.....I don't like anything about miley...-And the seventh thing I hate the most that you doYou make davedays look cute.



Taken from youtube :D



Super bored,thats the end of my post.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Woos,it's still me :).My phone still hanging,tried taking out the batts and putting it back in.Didn't work.I hate me phone now =(.Not even working.At least my phone bill will be less then 50$.Anyone know how to fix it please post on tagboards xD.(W850i Sony)o.o





Now time for more facts that you guys never ever read.And if you do you probably have no life like me :)



Fact1.:I'm Starting to get bored of this
Fact2.:3 comes before 4
Fact3.:Many people say my Corn punchlines are lame
Fact4.:Including teachers.
Fact5.:I'm running out of facts.
Fact6.:90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. I am one of the 10% that would be laughing.
Fact7.:Criticizing is easy, art is difficult
Fact8.:i'm running outta FACTS!!!
Fact9.:That would be somewhat impossible.
Fact10.:But it's HAPPENING
Fact11.:I have like 10 Facts now :D
Fac12.: I'm done.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Woos,some of you actually read the facts.If u actually read it,please type out AT LEAST 30 facts about yourself on your own blog :D.



Replies at tagboard.: It means I got a 32 for my homework and stuff for my class test.






WANT TO KNOW MORE FACTS!!!?!?!?




Fact1.:Jocelyn is studying like a siao char bor :D
Fact2.:Nick is slacking like a siao char bor D:
Fact3.:Both facts have been confirmed.
Fact4.:YOU guys who read this have to write at least 30 facts about life.
Fact5.:3 comes after 2.
Fact6.:I'm inedible.
Fact7.:I am secretly addicted to chocolate
Fact8.:The secret isn't a secret anymore.
Fact9.:I have home-workphobia
Fact10.:I secretly...Like Jocelyn =(
Fact11.:It isn't a secret anymore ==
Fact12.: I talk to myself sometimes
Fact13.:No you don't
Fact14.:Evidence is stated above :D
Fact15.:Jocelyn has sent over 2000 SMS's CONGRATS
Fact16.:My longest call ever was 2 hours.
Fact17.:The longest time I ever played the comp was for 20 hours straight.w/e bathroom,food
Fact18.:That was last year.
Fact19.:I spread my NERDINESS all over the world.
Fact20.:It's Cassie's birthday today :D(Happy B'day!)
Fact21.:People call me anti-social.
Fact22.:I enjoy crashing parties.
Fact23.:I believe quoting down notes is good :)
Fact24.: A note; War does not determine who is right -;But who is left
Fact25.: I think these notes are fun
Fact26.:I always wear underwear.
Fact27.:I wear pants in school.
Fact28.:Our school calls it pizza,but i call it bread with toppings on it.
Fact29.:I go for Chapel service every Thursday.
Fact30.:I have 30 facts.
Fact31.:Fact 30 was a lie.










Okay guys,if you want me to post more facts(you guys are lame if you read this)just say it on the tagboard.







I am currently listening to :Jordin Sparks : One step at a time.




:))




My phone has problems.And I have mental problems.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

†Nick again...You must be getting tired from the same old face for three days straight


[9:09 a.m when I am writing this]IT day rocks :),but now too lazy do IT homework.So helping this person post again :D


Let me introduce myself with more facts that you guys never actually read and love.



Fact1.:I am a boy.
Fact2.:This is gonna have less facts then Jocelyn's :)
Fact3.:Fact2 is NOT confirmed.
Fact4.:This is gonna be the same as the last last post?
Fact5.:Fact4 is a Theory or Hypothesis.
Fact6.:I DO have a Psp but dont play DJ max.
Fact7.:I play Need For Speed : Most Wanted o.o
Fact8.: I play mapleSEA
Fact9.:I play Wolfteam
Fact10.:I always forget what's my blog login and password.
Fact11.: This is not a spam.
Fact12.: I enjoy doing this.
Fact13.:Fact12 is a fact.
Fact14.: I am a HUGE nerd :)
Fact15.:I quitted Gunbound with a double gold axe :(
Fact16.:I quitted Rakion with a level 25 warrior/14 warrior(grip)
Fact17.: I become a Geek everytime at 9am-3pm
Fact18.:I have no life
Fact19.:Fact18 was shown in the last last post :)
Fact20.: My handphone is hanging?is that possible?
Fact21.:I have a television :)
Fact22.:I sometimes have a sudden need to spam on my friend's friend tagboard
Fact23.: I failed math.
Fact24.: I got a 100 for my assignments for Science
Fact25.: I failed with a U grade in the Second term in art.
Fact26.:I passed my Art with a C in third term I think o.o
Fact27.: Chinese Pulled me down till i failed.(The score will make you blind)
Fact28.:I sound ANG MOR~
Fact29.:I always forget my new handphone number.All i know it ends with a 666
Fact30.:I was bitten by a crazy b*tch before in school.
Fact31.:That crazy b*tch was my friend's GF.
Fact32.:I'm never gonna get sick of posting FACTS.
Fact33.:Fact32 is not confirmed,thus a theory.(I THINK)
Fact34.:I think using words like ALAS makes me smart :)
Fact35.: I love donuts.
Fact36.: I spend all my money on ChoCoLATE(Hersheys o.o)
Fact37.: I AM A 132KG GEEK WITH NO LIFE
Fact38.:Fact37 is a lie.
Fact39.:2 comes after 1.
Fact40.:Kage means cake in Danish!
Fact41.: I have no friends :(
Fact42.: I am jio-ing Jocelyn x(
Fact43.: Eggtart is not a fact.It is a word.
Fact44.:MapleSEA ID : thSQUIDWARD (Aworld :))
Fact45.:Wolfteam ID : ToySniper (Singapore Server)
Fact46.: I wanna write more,but i'm afraid i still have homework
Fact47.:Fact46 is a fact.
Fact48.:I have a 32 for DnT Assignments and a 85 for Tests xD
Fact49.:I'm done.That is a fact.











WOOOS i wrote 1 less fact then Jocelyn :))













Want to know more?I dun tell you.F7.Maple-ness(GEEK)





[9.33am]OMG MY PHONE STILL HANGING,anyone knows how to fix it?I tried punching it,dropping it on the floor,hitting all the buttons.I'M NOT A CAVEMAN, I HAVE TECHNOLOGY(Gets another phone and starts smashing the phone).Yeah yeah,not working.Anyone knows how to fix a phone?It's hanging,the screen is all whitey.



[1.43p.m]I fixed it by pressing the off button?I rock.




[4.12p.m]I decided the make some people to post at least 30 FACTS about themselves.VICTOR GO WRITE 30 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF NOW!!!



[4.12p.m]I realised that i was really an insane psychopath.



Fact50.What I just said was a lie.
Fact51.I have the same number of facts as Jocelyn now.
Fact52.Fact51 was a lie,I have more now.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

YO.

It's the same guy from the last post :D


†Nick from the tagboards again :D.




To make this post look long,i'm gonna use BIG words with CAPS lock.





That was a lie.Heh.I'm just gonna post a daily joke to kill your boredem :)



RETARDED -- -- - -


A girl and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the girl asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the girl 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked her his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the girl pays the lawyer five dollars. The girl then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the girl 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the girl gave the lawyer five dollars.


LAME XD.




The Deacon and the Preacher


There once was this deacon and this preacher, and they had been friends for a long time. One day the deacon got sick and was put in the hospital, so the preacher decided to go and see his old friend.
When he walked into the hospital room, the preacher noticed all the hoses and medical equipment attached to the deacon. The preacher walked over and kneeled by the bed and asked, ''How ya doing?''
The deacon motioned at a pad and pen on the nightstand. ''You want that?'' the preacher asked him, and the deacon nodded his head yes. So the preacher handed his friend the pad and pen and the deacon began to write. All of a sudden the deacon died.
At his funeral, the preacher was asked to deliver the service. ''He was a good man and I'll never forget him,'' the preacher said, ''I was with him when he died and as a matter of fact I have his last thought in my coat pocket here.''
The preacher reaches into his pocket and pulls out the paper. ''Please, get up! You're kneeling on my oxygen hose!''



Okay that was pretty lame.Jokes were from http://jokes.comedycentral.com/. :D

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

†Nick(Guy from tagboards) :I AM HELPING JOCELYN TO POST~




NEWS : SHE HAS BEEN BANNED FOR SNEAKING IN DA MIDDLE OF DA NIGHT.
P.S : SHE IS ONLY GONNA BE UNBANNED UNTIL END OF EXAMS
P.S.S : SHE CAN'T WATCH TV EITHER
P.S.S.S : SHE CAN USE HER PHONE
P.S.S.S.S : A RANDOM OBSERVATION : I LIKE COOKIES.
P.S.S.S.S.S : THIS IS THE LAST P.S
P.S.S.S.S.S.S: WHAT I JUST SAID WAS A LIE.THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S : I LIED AGAIN.HAHA. I ROCK ;D



NOW FOR †Nicks RANDOM/LAME PUNCHLINES


CORN?

What do you call Corn that can store stuff?

A CORN-tainer!

What do you call Corn that scams people?

A CORN-Man!

What do you call Corn that is dizzy?

CORN-Fused!

What do you call Corn that gives out air?

Air-CORN!

What do you call smart Corn(From History)?

CORN-Fucious!

What do you call scientific Corn?

Sili-CORN (Element)



Okay i'm done with the lame Corn punchlines.That is a fact.




Facts About a girl called JOCELYN:

Fact1.: She is a girl.
Fact2.: She has a blog
Fact3.: She has a family
Fact4.: She doesn't post retarted things like these.
Fact5.: She knows how to make SALAD
Fact6.: She plays Maplestory
Fact7.: She has friends
Fact8.: She hates Dom?
Fact9.: She goes to school.
Fact10.: I'm gonna get at least 50 facts.
Fact11.: Fact 10 was a lie.
Fact12.: Fact 11 was a fact.
Fact13.: I like doing this.
Fact14.: Fact13 was a lie, I hate doing this on my own blog.
Fact15.: Fact14 is a lie.
Fact16.: She owns a PsP
Fact17.: She LOVES DJ Max.
Fact18.: I have no life.
Fact19.: Fact 18 was the truth.
Fact20.: She SMS's alot.
Fact21.: She is more intelligent then me.
Fact22.: This might be a spam,but it's actually not.
Fact23.: She SMS's in school!
Fact24.: I caused her to do it.
Fact25.: It is the truth.
Fact26.: I have alot of facts.
Fact27.: She has a handphone.
Fact28.: I'm running out of facts.
Fact29.: Fact 28 was a lie.
Fact30.: I'm running out of facts.
Fact31: Now fact30 is the truth.
Fact32.: I don't know why i'm doing this.
Fact33.:I swear i'm running out of this.
Fact34.: You are feeling bored from reading this.
Fact35.: But yet you still want to continue reading.
Fact36.: You must be thinking...The guy making this must have no life.
Fact37.: Read Fact18.
Fact38.: This must be the most facts you ever read in a single post.
Fact39.: This blog has a TAGBOARD.
Fact40.: She is playing a game with me,if she says a bad word,she has to sing to me on the phone.
Fact41.:Fact40 is indeed a fact.
Fact42.: A fact is defined as something that is true, something that actually exists.
Fact43.: This has nothing to do with Jocelyn
Fact44.: You are thinking...This guy will never end.
Fact45.: You are right,it will never end.
Fact46.: Fact45 was a lie.
Fact47.: Animals have feelings too ;D
Fact48.: Whales are actually edible!
Fact49.: 1 comes before 2.
Fact50.: Fact11 and Fact12 was a lie.


Hehehe,how was that?You must be half-dead by the time you're done reading.Have FUN!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

hellos ;DD

i had a damn bad dream yesterday .
i dream of me . (at a unknown place)
(in maple or something . O.O)
(i no life XDD .)
i dream tht .
tht "coke" [dominic]
go find me O.O
use tht F4 th fking crying face .
go find me .
say want patch -.-
zzzzz zzzzz !
like kanasai . LMAO .
i dun even care abit about him anymore ;DD
so it`s impossible .
well .
i hate him ;DD
I HATE HIM !!!!!!
hais .
well .
it`s just a BAD BAD dream ;DD
wun happen in RL de .
so just have to forget bahs ;DD
hahas .
okays gotta run le ! ;DD
i go maple chiong to second job le .
SEE YEAHS ! ;DD

9:55 AM

Friday, September 5, 2008

hellos all ;DD
back to posting :DD

same today woke up 9+
O.O
then .
go eat breakfast .
jiu on maple le .
train until level 28 jiu slack le .
slack until now still slacking in maple O.O
dunn maple how many hours le LOL .
very very long le O.O
hahas .
nothing special today .
skipped tuition today -.-
what a great day . LOL .
got th guts to skipped tuition le -.-
wonder if i have th guts to skip school , -.-
hope no .
school is fun at least -.-
not like tuition .
LOL .
damn damn sian now .
stopped using hokkien vulgar for awhile le .
yesterday just sweared again .
thanks to .
Cuppaboi .
if you see him in maple .
please defame thanks ;DD
he`s a mean guy .
insult people .
threaten fellow maplers .
a USELESS GUY $%^&*()_+
O.O
i`m also mean . -.-
hais .
later need go fetch my dumbo di .
last day of holiday le .
spare some free time cnanot ar? -.-
mean people siol .
hais .
dunno what to do lehs .
so sian .
YAWNS !
i go take jellybeans .
-3 mins later-
backs !
LOL .
my room got bee siol .
dead bee .
dun dare touch -.-
so girly le -.-
dun dare touch a dead bee .
feel like screaming .
LMAO .
for goodness sake .
one bee nias .
why i must scream .
really girlish le la -.-
LMAO .
bye i go maple le .
free then post again ;DD

ORHS !

my father go fetch him le ;DD

i dun need go .

YAYS ! ;DD

4:50 PM

Thursday, September 4, 2008

third post ;DD
hahs .
if you guys cant see my links .
maybe it`s time to get new specs .
or make a pair of specs le ;DD
hahas .

hellos ;DD
as usual .
woke up 7+ today .
miss sim called .
told me remedial cancelled .
LMAO .
i was like SHOCKED !
i lie to my mother yesterday .
i told my mother tht .
remedial is canceled .
GOD .
MISS SIM REALLY CALLED AND CANCELED IT @#$%^&*()_
hells .
O.O
hahas .
heng la .
then maple .
met afew people .
funny funny people ;DD
play awhile .
he go wolfteam .
then around 10+ i also go O.O
his cousin around .
11+ or 12 +
hog his com .
then he off && go plays his PSP le .
i alone in maple .
level up once ;DD
not bad okays ?!
1 lehs !
i slacker type de can ?
>.>
then .
play met a guy
he said he`s lonely .
so i made friends with him ;DD
go golems with him using my cleric O.O
die once nias hahas .
mixed golems ma -.-
LMAO .
strongest of all golems you know ?
LMAO .
sian siol .
die le .
then i go le .
i off then go bathe .
then my father say dun need go fetch my di LMAO .

GREAT !
just received a SMS from him .
he said .
" my cousin going home today . "
th above message has been modified .
yays .
tht lil brat go home good ;DD
well can`t blame him
tht brat is 9 ONLY . O.O
so he`s a kid .
immature .
childish .
:OO
so ignore him ;DD
THOUSANDS SMILES !
LMAO .
took a pic today .
sadly .
cannot post it .
my cousin took my USB .
and i can`t upload any shit without it .
O.O
then have to ren lor .
wait la .
wait wait wait .
-5 million years later -
[still waiting]
ehems .
tht was a joke ;DD
alright .
gotta run !
enjoy yourself !
byebyes ! <3333>

7:27 PM

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

hey yo smexies ;DD

posting yeahs ;DD!

hahas .

planning to pon remedial .

if i go && 6bang go .

confirm will talk de ,

so go = bo go .

sorrys .

any 6bang member who read this .

please help me tell miss sim .

so excited about remedial .

but tired la .

hais .

help me tell miss sim ar !

thanks ;DD

or wait for my call tomorrow morning ;DD

YAWNS .

there`s nothing interesting today .

ohs .

have have .

today .

mapling .

thSQUIDWARD gimme ring O.O

engaged le ;DD

then met afew siao gi las .

become friends .

then got this noob .

in my party .

ask me .

" CAN YOU MARRY ME ?!"

siao ehs .

i`m engaged ;DD

then got alot people want me be their GF O.O

want ar ? can wait 5 centry ;DD

or maybe longer :DD

hahas .

so crazy .

then a guy .

my kor .

SUCKS .

so crazy de .

at least he bo kpkb can le la .

ehs dadu .

ka si la .

41 sin

i 27 mage .

you KS me .

ROARS .

i tell thSQUIDWARD AR #$%^&*()_

LMAO .

hey yeahs . shake shake .

LMAO .

MAPLERS are CRAZY BASTARDS // BITCHES . ;DD

i`m crazy too hehs .

"COKE" your a sucker . ;DD

"COKE" aka DOMINIC KOH KER SHENG .

YOU .

SUCK .
TO .

TH .

CORE .

OF .

MOTHER .

EARTH !!!!

hope i didn`t know you 2 years ago ;DD

regretted hahas .

well who cares ? O.O

byebye i dunno you le .

months since we even talked ;DD

i like it this way .

hahas .

you dun talk to me .

i dun talk to you .

ITS GREAT !

:DD

ehs .

vic .

tags . F3 you owe me yeahs ~

7:46 PM

hey yo people ;DD
welcom to my NEW blog ;DD
enjoy yeahs ?
hahas .
th post .
gone nevermind ;DD
i will repost de ;DD
give me time to post everyday alright ? ;DD

12:42 PM

JOCELYN T.



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